~ Dinosaurs are NOT extinct
~ Atlantis did exist
~ Every tomb or temple contains ingenious puzzles to get from room to room
~ Even in a cocktail dress you can still kick ass
~ It is possible to come back from the dead
~ Truly dedicated butlers will in fact follow you from room to room, even into the freezer
~ It's okay to shoot tigers, bears, wolfs, and any other animal you may encounter in your travels
~ When using handguns, ammo is infinite
~ You can hold onto a ledge forever
~ A million things can fit into a small backpack
~ Nephilim want to take over the world
Thursday, November 19, 2009
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Hahah! This is epic. You should write more of these. :D
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