Thursday, November 19, 2009

Things I Learned from Tomb Raider

~ Dinosaurs are NOT extinct

~ Atlantis did exist

~ Every tomb or temple contains ingenious puzzles to get from room to room

~ Even in a cocktail dress you can still kick ass

~ It is possible to come back from the dead

~ Truly dedicated butlers will in fact follow you from room to room, even into the freezer

~ It's okay to shoot tigers, bears, wolfs, and any other animal you may encounter in your travels

~ When using handguns, ammo is infinite

~ You can hold onto a ledge forever

~ A million things can fit into a small backpack

~ Nephilim want to take over the world

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